"We also have no history of colonialism..."
—Prime Minister Stephen Harper (you've got to be kidding me)
Somewhere, a village has lost their idiot. That idiot is Stephen Harper. It will be a cold day in hell before I can look at this self righteous right winged idiot in a sweater vest without wanting to personally behead him. Before this goes any further I would like to explicitly point out that the purpose of this article is not to discuss the faults of his policy, the incompetency of his cabinet, or that fact that he is about as credible as a Berlusconi discussing fraud. Rather, it is to point out the fact that he is void of any human emotion, Canadian pride, and is truly moronic, Bush loving, low life scum.
Every year thousands of grade seven and eight students are loyally educated about the detailed history of Canada. It begins with our days as a colony, moving on to the adventures of Champlain, colonialism, eventually ending with the present day. At the close of the G20 summit, our Prime Minister showed the world how much of an arrogant asshole he truly is when he publically declared that Canada has no history of colonialism… Canada has not a history of colonialism? This actually blows my mind every time I hear it. The PRIME MINISTER thinks we have no history of colonialism?!?! Clearly Harper has a different definition of colonialism than the dictionary, the UN or your typical grade 7 students. There's no possible way this can be written off as a misconception, misreading or even as a speech writer's interpretation… seriously Harper do you even look over your speeches before you read them!?! THIS IS THE MOST INTRODUCTORY KNOWLEDGE OF CANADIAN HISTORY!!! Harper has either forgotten the historical facts that the corporately standardized Canadian curriculum teaches or he is truly a racist freakshow who believes that Canada was void of human life before settlers arrived here.
In all honesty Stephen Harper is probably the most annoying and un-Canadian creature in Parliament. He wins by blatantly LYING and running smear campaigns to destroy his opponents, see http://ignatieff.me/ (Note: Bush used this tactic too, what a role model!). Thanks to Harper, a legacy of rich well off snobs is running our country, ignoring the fact that we are rife with economic collapse and poverty becoming a growing concern. There he was in the middle of an unprecedented economic meltdown, vowing to never increase spending and to be frugal with our tax dollars… what's the first thing he does? Increases his cabinet by six members at a $75,000 raise!!! Canada needs to axe this guy lottery style since all he's done so far is take a bat to our already dilapidated economy.
Perhaps the most irritating thing about this guy is the fact that for the past 4 years he has literally been grinding up on Bush's genitals. I mean just look at the vast majority of his policies (education, the environment, etc) and it is glaringly apparent that they are the same as Bush's. Wow Harper, this is a new low, not only do you rip off speeches from the Australians but you also steal idiotic, corrupt and inoperative policies too? He has even brought in Republican advisers to give us pointers on how to make the Conservative party more right wing and dominant like the United States. The United States, the biggest welfare state in the West, 12th on the human development index, a country where you can be imprisoned for an extended period of time without trial for simply knocking the government in a locker room at the gym and THIS is what we aspire to become?!?! WAKE THE FUCK UP CANADA! Am I the only one who thinks that it is incredibly ironic not to mention fucking ridiculous that Frank Luntz and Newt Gingrich are coming here, from a nation where a mother has to work four jobs just to pay her bills, to give Canadians (who are in a MUCH better economic and social state) political advice?!
And what does our Republican loving, Beatles singing, deficit creating, women hating, environment destroying, sweater vest wearing, cold, emotionless Prime Minister do instead of representing us on the world stage at the UN discussion of climate change? He opts for donuts and shitty tasting coffee at Tim Horton's. God bless the 51st STATE of Canada.
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